Tuesday, 14 July 2015

Joke of the day

A doctor in my hood wrote on his clinic
signboard, “ Any treatment is #10,000 and if
we cannot treat you, we will pay you #20,000. ”
Wanting the #20,000 for himself, Akpors
came to me and explained what he saw.
Then we went to the doctor and Akpors
said:
“I can’t feel any taste.
The doctor asked a nurse to give Akpors a
few drops of medicine from box 22.
Upon taking the drops, Akpors shouted, “O
stop! It is urine!”
The doctor said, “Congratulation s, your
sense of taste is back now.”
Akpors, was very angry that he lost
#10,000.
He came back 2 weeks later to my house
and begged me to borrow him #10,000 and
promised to win this time.
Determined to get #20,000, when we go
there, The following conversation took
place between Akpors and the doctor
again:
AKPORS: I lost my memory.
DOCTOR: Nurse! Please give this man some
drops of medicine from box 22.
AKPORS: Wait doctor! But that medicine is
for sense of taste.
DOCTOR: Congratulations , your memory is
back!
Akpors Fainted!!!
Have a Wonderful Day ahead!!

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